MY BLACK GOTH.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

9:55 AM

GAWD I HATE WEDDINGS! C'mon, shout with me, "I HATE WEDDINGS!" Right, well I'm probably one in a million who loathes weddings to the core because they require me to dress like a noob. In like, 45 minutes time I have to leave for some cousin's wedding. Being the one on my father's side, we gotta be there the whole darned day. WTH FOR!? And, attending this stupid wedding doesn't even give me an excuse to buy more clothes dammit. So now I'm sitting in front of my laptop, moaning at the fact that my speakers STILL don't work and the attempt at using headphones failed, tapping away at the keyboard as though I want to murder it and counting down the fucking minutes to leaving the house. Did I mention that I'm also wearing a STUPID SKIRT that is so effing long and BLOATED it makes me look like a cake. Well... maybe that's not such a good description and it doesn't help that I hate brown.

Oh yes, I got so damn badly hit by the Red and Black bug that I colored my beloved MP3 red and black with Painty Markers. Initially was thinking of only coloring the top but got so carried away. LOL. You should see it ><>

My team is (finally) gonna train on Monday at Wanting's house so I hope it goes well, better than the last one we had at my house. Damn, and if anyone tries to slack, I will personally kill that person. Even if it means suiciding because I might be the one slacking. OOPS. =X Not supposed to say that! And everyone's talking about Deathnote 2 now, and asking me to go watch and I DON'T WANT TO WATCH LAH. I didn't even watch the first one why watch the second? =.= Plus, need $$$ leh. $_$ <------ MONEY FACE! ><

Not related to the topic sorry. Heh. Yea well might consider watching with XY though. If my parents allow that is. GAH!!! I have absolutely nothing to say except that I'm going to miss the FINAL EPISODE OF RECORD BREAKERS!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *panick attack* Crap and my effing mother wants me to clip up my fringe which makes me look even more like a noob. I just cut my hair for hell's sake. Damn, and I hate my hair now. T.T

Nevermind, shall stop crapping. TATAS

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KITTY

i could spend my life in this sweet surrender;

Monday, December 25, 2006

1:07 PM

Well first off, Merry X'mas and a Happy Mew Year to all! Uh huh, your eyes didn't fool you, it DID say Happy 'Mew' Year. That came about yesterday during another ~~mass orgy~~ failed homework attempt when I was sending E-cards to the people in my class and of course my DEAR best friend. Haha. I didn't exactly realized I had sent it because I thought I already changed it but Jas asked me whether I had did that on purpose and apparently I DID NOT. (I think my english is getting from bad to worse. thankyouverymuch.) And yes I know my new skin is beautiful if not I wouldn't have used it in the first place XP thanks anyway. I spent 3 whole hours searching www.blogskins.com for a NICE black and red skin and I actually found some very nice ones but they were either too damn blinding or too damn plain. Erm, nothing much to say actually but thanks Beryl for helping me update my blog the other time and WTH making it seem as though I'm very violent. I'M.NOT.VIOLENT! *tears room apart* Okay, How ironic.

Finished my chinese exhibition report and LONG LONG LAST. 365 words, congratulate me. Thanks to YC who translated his friend's one into broken english and made me laugh my ass off =.= Didn't help much, the translated version I mean. I watched Powerpuff Girls this morning for an ENTIRE HOUR. Canyoubelieveit?? Cos I still can't believe I did that. ZZZ... Ah.. I'm in 3L '07 not that I'm too hyped up about it considering that I only know 3 people in that class. FISH![boy am I glad she's same class as me] Alena and Xuan Wei... OH and Winnie. Well perfect. I can only say I'm not really into splitting class, not that anyone else is.

Oh the best thing is that of my comp team, only me and Wanting are left because the other two are in China[Feng Han... #4] AND Pulau Ubin [Suyu... #3]. GREAT. How to train you tell me?? Whatever, not like I can do anything about it. T.T

Next topic... on my to-do list:

#cheng nan jiu shi [which i have been advised to ignore]
#heymaths! final paper
#go to libary and get the books I want
#finish typing Auguries of Innocence [so far completed: 1/16 pages amazing.]
#~~watch at least 4 movies~~[Happy feet. Step up. Deja Vu. The Holiday. Night at the Museum.]

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KITTY

P.S: Don't be too surprised if I become a murderer in the future.

i could spend my life in this sweet surrender;

Thursday, December 21, 2006

8:39 PM

HIII PEOPLE! XD

FIRST. Let's play GUESS WHO! XD

I think you all know who i am from my excessive use of "XD". XD

Today, due to *AHEM* being too lazy to blog, (the day was too exciting to not blog) I SHALL BLOG. MUAHAHA

TODAY WE WENT TO ALEXANDRA HOSPITAL!! for their x'mas and new year party. I LOVE BALLOONS!! HHAHAAH. PLAYED WITH THEM ALL DAY!! =3

Li lin was damn violent! She killed 1234567897654 balloons today. =x

okayokay, i think you people must be damn confused. Let me start from the beginning! XD

We (Li Lin, Xiang Yun, Clarine, Yi ling, Shu Ying, Beryl) were supposed to meet at 10.
I was the only one late. I got there at 10.20.

At 10.25, we met with Ms Amy, then started blowing up balloons with this totally noisy but powerful balloon-blowing-thingy. then the entire upper right corner of the room was full of BALLOONS!!! BALLOONS!! XDDD EFFING NICE! Li lin and Xiang Yun tied the balloons till their fingers were swollen and red. =x

At 11+, no more balloons!! =( So Yi ling and Ying Ting stayed behind in the AIRCON room to help. The rest of us trudged to the LOBBY!! (where it was stiffling HOT). Li lin and Shu Ying gave out a damn lot of balloons!! Xy, Clarine and Beryl just slacked behind the table. ^^

At 1, we went for lunch at Mac. While eating, Li lin, Shu Ying, Xiang Yun and practically everyone but beryl noticed that there were guai lan banglas sitting behind us.. We didn't care about them..

At 1.30, Ying Ting and Yi Ling joined us for lunch at Mac. We left at 2.

At 2.15, XIANG YUN REALISED SHE DROPPED HER WALLET!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Xiang Yun and Beryl rushed back to Mac.
Then saw Yi ling with the wallet. *whew*
Yi ling said that, the MINUTE we LEFT, the guai lan banglas eyed OUR TABLE. and then, TOOK XY'S WALLET FROM THE TRAY. LUCKY, YI LING SAW!! SO, YI LING WAS DAMN BRAVE, then went to TAKE it back from those effing bastards.

YI LING SAVED THE DAY! =D

Then, at 2.30, went around to "collect" the patients, then accompany them to the party at the auditorium. ^^

After the party, which ended at 4++, we cleaned up. MORE BALLOONS!! XDDDDDDDDD.

Everyone except Li lin, Xiang Yun and Beryl were afraid of the POP! sound.(balloon bursting!) they called us "sadistic terrorists" -_______________-

Then we all went Home. Before that, I went to collect a balloon of each colour, then put it on sticks! (orange got 2! XD) Then on the way home give to little kiddies. ^^

THE END! XD

i could spend my life in this sweet surrender;

Monday, December 18, 2006

9:47 PM

Went to watch "The Holiday" with Valerie at Cathay Cineleisure. The sky looked nice initially, just a hint of a small breeze rustling our hair(s) and the smell of rain in the air. We ate KFC where I ordered popcorn chicken set meal which i could not finish and ended up bringing it to the cinema to watch while eating. OKAY OKAY WTF I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE I NEED TO SAY:

THE HOLIDAY ROCKS!! ^^

It really really rocks!! It was so damn funny, damn you Cheryl why didn't you tell me that it was a COMEDY for Hell's sake! Shall not spoil the show for those who haven't watched it because I laughed my ass off during the movie and have to go search for it. No I'm kidding, I just don't want to make it so predictable because once I start I can't stop and I'll end up babbling the whole story. STOP! Right.

I'm going to watch Happy Feet (AT LONG LONG LAST! ^^) with Clarine on Wednesday. and buy/give her her horribly expensive xmas present. Okayy, not exactly horribly expensive (UNLIKE THE BEAUTIFUL EMILY THE STRANGE BAG I SAW IN BUGIS) but well, still kinda expensive. Stupid pact. =( Maybe I should have written about this for my commonwealth essay 'The Bargain'. LoL, and I can't believe that I actually can have miscommunication over SMS. She said 'fridge', I saw it as 'bridge'. WTH.

Yea, about my wonderful outing today. ~~"OUTING?!" "CANNOT THINK OF OTHER WORDS CANNOT AH?! STUPID VOICE IN MY HEAD."~~ Like I said, we went to KFC to eat, then after that went to buy tickets and yada yada and finally take neoprints at the place with the retarded name. 'Pretty In Tokyo' or something like that. Don't you think it's ridiculous? I mean, are they trying to say people can't be pretty in other places EXCEPT Tokyo? Haiix, stupid name. Really stupid. Okayy, then comes the happy little adventure we had. After spending goodnessknowshowlong decorating our very nice neoprints, we finally click the finish button. Then these two guailan looking buttons appeared. One blue and one pink. Being the one who likes blue, Val go and click on the blue one. Which, one a sign directly above it, was supposedly 'no'. I screamed. In shock and horror that my hellknowshowlong time decorating them was gone, down the drain, the river and the sea and the oceans. T.T So we rushed to the counter and asked whether they have any way to 'rewind' (stupid I know) that cursed Japanese-languaged thing. I MEAN IF IT HAD BEEN IN ENGLISH, WE WOULDN'T HAVE MISTAKEN IT FOR ANOTHER NICE BUTTON IN BLUE RIGHT?! So, they gave us confused looks because seriously, I doubt no two teenage girls have ever rushed up them and half-screaming for them to "rewind the effing machine please!" (not that I screamed that.) And then, we left the place dejectedly. To go to the movie. Then Val said we shall go back again later and then take another set of neoprints and she'll play for them since she was the one who clicked on that confounded (*&^%$#@@#$%^) button. Now, after that wonderful, hilarious, ass-dropping movie, we went back to the 'Pretty In Tokyo' (I say that with scorn and contempt thankyouverymuch).

Just as we were deciding which machine to use this time BESIDES that one, one of the counter girls came over and handed us our photos. 0.0 SHOCKING RIGHT?! We were so stunned I just babbled thanks. Okayy, maybe I was the stunned one but yea, same thing lah. Still, the photos were quite nice damn I forgot the word for it. OH YES the quality was quite nice. ZZZ! Uh huh, then she treated me to ice cream and we went home. NO WAIT. STUPID BAG! I bought a nice new bag two days ago (key words: TWO DAYS) and then the damned zipper, while we were waiting for the bus, BROKE. came off. schamoozed. Whatever the hell you call it. GRR! And then oh forget it, I talk about it and I get so pissed off I'm practically whacking my laptop's keyboard.

TO-DO LIST:
~~Essay~~
~~Book Review~~
~~Signs~~
Speech (30 seconds of fame?! C'mon, even those 'Kids Central Kids' got 60 whole seconds! How to make interesting speech?! Suckers.)
~~Making notes for History~~
~~Zuo Wen~~
Exhibition Report (Haven't even read the photos ZZZ)
~~Te Shi~~
Cheng Nan Jiu Shi (It looks boring)
~~Describe a scene in Journey to the West which I prefer to refer to as the West Oily Chicken~~
HEYMATHS (final exam lor, what else. *&^%$#@&*)

Oh yes, does anyone know when the movie 'Unaccompanied Minors' come out? It's supposed to be damn funny but when I checked all the theatre websites, none of them are screening it. And although the interenet states that it should be out by 7.12.06 which was like eons of light years ago (11 days okay!), well, yea, it's still not out. T.T And apparently Stella and Ningyi's teams are training tomorrow, unlike my team. ~~AllmyfaultIknowdon'thavetoremindmeI'mjustSCAREDokayy.~~ I think I will end off this abnormally long email and go and see if Val has scanned the neoprints in. ^^

Tatas,
KITTY

P.S: What exactly do I have against 'Pretty In Tokyo' anyway?!

P.P.S: I really must finish that effing exhibition report tomorrow dammit. Been putting it off for ages.

P.P.S: And, Beryl, if you're seeing this, when do you want to do the stupid final exam?

i could spend my life in this sweet surrender;

Sunday, December 17, 2006

12:14 PM

THE INJUSTICE OF IT ALL!

I am so effing pissed! How can this happen to me?! I found this really nice blogskin so I decided to change this blogskin which has been here for like, I dunno, ages and centuries maybe. After a whole half hour of copying and pasting my profile and whatnot shit, I went to save, republish changes. And after that, I went to take a look at my nice new blog, swoon at the beautiful original cover page and then click on the links only to find the HORROR! THEY DON'T FUCKING WORK! OHMYBLOODYSHIT. It's like one of those moments where you have a... no not the aha! experience/paradigm shift but one of the moments when you just feel like bashing everything in sight, puke every single bit of your blood and guts out, smash your head against the wall then lie down and wait for death. Okayy, so maybe you sane people don't have these kinda moments but I happen to have them okayy. Like, just now. So to make sure that it was just my stupid laptop that wasn't working, I went to ask Beryl to go look at it in her laptop, and she told me they all WORKED FINE. At this point, my eyes bugged out of their teeny eye sockets. ~~Blame the one who gave us these tiny sockets.~~ Then I went to ask Chris who then told me that they don't work! At this point, my eyes popped themselves back in. Don't puke, it's NOT gross I tell you, NOT GROSS.

YOU THERE STOP PUKING INTO THE EFFING TOILET BOWL AND LOOK AT ME! or, my blog rather.

And now I thank Buddha, I thank Hell that I actually had the common sense to save my original template or right now I'll be sitting on a railing at the top of the world staring down at the ground from an OMFG-SO-DAMN-HIGH-?! height of 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000kilometres

above ground and contemplating whether to jump or to kill myself by drinking rat poison like how my daddy's dog died or by sticking a knife into my chest. I feel so damn sad now. T.T

That blogskin was really very very nice okayy. It was black and white and red and had this picture of some dude with a blood tear trickling down his cheek. BLOOD YOU KNOW. SO COOL CAN. ~~So maybe it was photoshop or paint but so what.~~ I think I'll refrain from changing my blogskin until I figured out what went wrong with that one. IT REALLY WAS SO FREAKING NICE!!! T.T *wails*

Alright alright, I shall cut the crap and spare everyone from listening, or reading, my procrastinations. And carry on my pathetic defeat in minesweeper flags with Beryl. And of course updating my wishlist, muahaha. And changing some stuff in my profile. I'm getting sick of em.

ZZZ,

pissed-offed kitty.

P.S: LOOKING FORWARD TO TOMORROW COS IM GONNA WATCH THE HOLIDAY WITH VALERIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

P.P.S: And finally take neoprints with her for the first time although we've known each other our entire lives. =.=

i could spend my life in this sweet surrender;

Thursday, December 14, 2006

3:05 PM

Alright, I really have to get this out of my system. For centuries, I have been wondering why the hell they call Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh. I mean, if he had been named Winnie the Bear, it would make more sense wouldn’t it? If I hadn’t known better, I might have thought it was Winnie the Poo-which-is-actually-a-politer-way-of-saying-pile-of-shit. Plus, if Winnie is meant to be a male bear [er, right?], why exactly is the name ‘Winnie’ used to name girls? Or maybe Winnie the Pooh is actually a female but her voice happens to be very deep. Now that makes more sense I think. Another thing, how is it possible that Tigger can bounce on his tail?! Scientifically, tigers can NOT support their body on their tail unless they are mutants, with amazing supertails. Tigger must be the one of a kind supertiger. Say, if a real tiger ever tried to do that, it’s tail would SNAP! under the pressure. Also, Eeyore [which I actually prefer compared to Winnie the Pooh] is undeniably gay. Either that or he likes pink ribbons on his tail which is somehow pinned to his ass. Oh right, someone reminded me that they are stuffed toys after all. Who come to life when Robinson Christ, or Chris Robin, oh whatshisface appears in the room and take them out. I think. Alright, I am so horribly uneducated in the realms of the Hundred Acres Wood and them weirdos. Now, Winnie the Pooh lovers, don’t come after me, I’m merely stating my concerns. Not concerns, erm, my thoughts. Yea, that's it. It's a free country ain't it?

Next, PROMO TEST. No forget it, strike that topic out, no way am I about to talk about how drastically I flunked it. Like how I stoned during my First Aid practical case or how I mistook the lump on the casualty's face for a MOSQUITO BITE. Don't look at me like that. Training was... erm. ~~Disastrous would be an understatement.~~ TRAINING WAS FUN.

Well, here comes the brief summary of the ~~mass orgy~~ attempt to do homework at my house yesterday with Xiangyun and Beryl. I ACTUALLY COMPLETED MY ZUO WEN CONGRATULATE ME! I wrote that the hamburger made me salivate for 3 inches, took me ages. I finished writing it when they went off to buy french fries. And then they returned..... WITH A BAG OF LITTLE FISHIES! In the end, I didn't actually do my heymath but we did watch Pokemon. ZZZ! And one of Beryl's 15 fishies croaked. Poor fish. T.T It was female by the way. *nudges Fish* I really do think it's ridiculous how the male fish get beautiful flowing colorful and wondrous tails while the females are dull and gray. =.= It makes them look gay. Not that I actually have anything against gays.

*YAWN* I'm bored, tired and not in the mood to do homework. Oh did I mention how I told some sucker on IMVU that I bit his dick off when he asked for oral sex? ^^ I rock, I know. WHAT?! Don't give me that grossed out look! Okayy, maybe it's gross but, yea. I hate it when this kinda despo people do that. Ah yes, I'm currently addicted to the song 'Money Maker' by Ludacris. It's very nice. But the lyrics are kinda um... Sick would be the right word I guess. SKIP THE ENTIRE PART IF YOU'RE VERY VERY TURNED OFF BY SICK LYRICS.
Here they are:

"Money Maker"(feat. Pharrell)

[Hook:]
[Pharrell:]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody boutta pay ya
I see you on my radar
Don't you act like you afraida
Shh...

[Ludacris:]
You know I got it
If you want it, come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey ey

[Pharrell:]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody boutta pay ya
Don't worry about them haters
Keep your nose up in the air

[Ludacris:]
You know I got it
If you want it, come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey ey

[Verse 1:]
Shake shake shake your money maker
Like you were shaking it for some paper
Took your mama 9 months to make ya
Might as well shake what ya mama gave ya
You ... you looking good in them jeans
I bet you look even better with me in between
I keep my mind on my money, money on my mind
But yous a hell of a distraction when you shake your behind
I got * on my right side pouring some cups
My whole hood is to my left and they ain't giving a fuck

So feel free to get lose and get carried away
So by tomorrow you forgot what you was saying today
But don't forget about this feeling that I'm making you get
And all the calories you burn from me making you sweat
The mile high points you earn when we taking my jet
And how everywhere you turn I'll be making you wet..

[Hook:]
[Pharrell:]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody boutta pay ya
I see you on my radar
Don't you act like you afraida
Shh...

[Ludacris:]
You know I got it
If you want it, come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey ey

[Pharrell:]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody boutta pay ya
Don't worry about them haters
Keep your nose up in the air

[Ludacris:]
You know I got it
If you want it, come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey ey

[Verse 2:]
Switch, switch, switch it from right to left and..
Switch it till you running right out of breath and..
Take a break until you ready again and..
You can invite over as many friends as..
Ya want to, but I really want you
Just be thankful that Pharrell gave you something to bump to...

HEYYLuda...I'm at the top of my game
You want my hands from the bottom to top of your frame
And I...just wanna take a lil ride on your curves
And get erotic giving your body just what it deserves and..
Let me give you some swimming lessons on the p****
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius...
YUPPCall me the renaissance man
Get up and I stay harder than a cinder block mannn....
HEYYI'm just a bedroom gangster
And I been meaning to tell ya that I really must thank ya when ya..

*hook*

erm, I did mention that it was sick didn't I? TOP 5 CHOICES OF SONGS RIGHT NOW:
*Shake Your Money Maker -Ludacris
*I wanna F*** you -Akon
*Smack That -Akon
*Dance, Dance -Fall out boy
*FACK -Eminem

Make that 6. Including Just Like A Pill by P!NK.

zzzzzzzzzz why am I saying all this shit?! Back to IMVU. Cya

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'KITTY

i could spend my life in this sweet surrender;