MY BLACK GOTH.

Monday, February 11, 2008

10:06 PM

& here lies more quotes from the story which has shaped me into the cynical young lady *cough* that I am today. Alright, I lie, I'm just going to continue pasting some quotes from the marvelous story which I have been trying to persuade more people to read. [: And before I forget, I must remember to credit the authoress of this intriguing story before I get sued for copyright - thanks for the reminder this morning, Eggy. Love ya loads.

Lo and behold:

It’s just stacks of rectangular paper with watermarks on them for him. (Speaking about money... I'll continue this sentence later on.)

The day I fall in love with a philandering idiot like him is the day when pigs fly in a freezing Hell, which has switched places with Heaven and is now ruled by God.

Both of you are so lame that it’s like you have a leg permanently injured! Each! (LMAO, Selina that cute girl.)

“Ella Chen. Spit. It. Out. You know? Phui?”

“What, woman? All I can make out from that bedroom drawl you just adopted are the words ‘Wu Chun’. Now’s not the time for seduction, hubby dear! I know you’re longing for my devastating figure, but, you know. Time and place, much? NOW TELL ME. PHUI PHUI. C’mon.”

Digressing— I don’t know why people love red roses. Hate the smell. And when I rubbed the petal over the underside of my wrist once, out of curiosity, it made me itch like hell. (Sorry Ella, I LOVE red roses. :D Especially dead red roses.)

A ghetto wannabe who’s perpetually high, with thick gold chains around your neck and half-bent fingers that can never seem to open straight out.

Jiro Wang, I’m going to traipse to Southeast Asian to look for a bomoh and ask him to curse you with a pet Pontianak the next time you flaunt about going to the company barbecue cum pool party. (Awww, Selina!)

You don’t want to get involved with a rich, arrogant, evil, rigid, anal-retentive, flirtatious, cheesy, chauvinistic bastard like Wu Chun, believe me. (AHHHH! I LOVE HEBE!)

“Ella? Sis? Jia Hua? Yo?”

Ican't be bothered to retype the entire motherfking long post. Come kill my computer if you want. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. i hate this bloody laptop. jisod i39yq285q5urewc GAHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ANNOYED BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE DAMN LIFE, AIFH IWUQH T82O`PY ah!

SHIT THIS LAH.

i could spend my life in this sweet surrender;