I know why. ): It's because I'm missing camp like mad and it's showing pretty clearly. Camp has achieved the following:
a) Addled my sense of time
b)Warped my mind about the difference between guys and girls
Let us first discuss about 'a'. When I reached home after going to JE to play PHOTOHUNT with my beloved squadmates, I took a bath and went to sleep at 5.30pm. At 7.00pm I woke up to a very bright room and a very dark sky outside (and to my dad scolding me). My first thoughts were, "Why is it so bright? Where is everybody? Oh FAECES, did I sleep through the firedrill? Why is the floor so soft? Did I steal Yees's sleeping bag somewhere in the middle of the night? Oh my god, I hear my father. Wait, I'm at home." Please note that it was 7.00PM in the morning and not AM. Still, it's not as bad as LNY who went to sleep until 9plus and smsed me after that; not as bad as TZX who slept until 11plus and called me after that, went back to sleep and woke up at 6am to finish his bio assignment; not as bad as KXY who slept until 830am this morning. What a stark contrast to me sleeping from 12am to 1030am.
Moving on to 'b', I had an even weirder dream last night. I was pushed into the guys' toilet behind the hall for some undefined reason. Feeling very puzzled, I walked out, because I clearly remembered wanting to go to the LADIES. I bumped into XinMun when I walked out and what the fuck XinMun just talked to me on MSN right after I typed that.
XM: *stares* Staff, why you come out of the toilet?
Me: What're you talking about? This is the guys' toilet!
XM: No, this is the girls' toilet.
Me: Huh?! There're urinals in that damn place. Only guys use urinals!
XM: Staff, are you okay? Girls use urinals.
Me: What the hell is happening here? *storms into the girls' toilet*
Sim Wei Liang was standing at the sink.
Both of us: *screams*
Me: Eh! What the heck are you doing in the girls' toilet?!
WL: Huh? This is the guys' toilet!
*LIM BING LE APPEARS*
BL: STAFF!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE GUYS' TOILET?!
Me: What is wrong with everybody! o.O This is the girls' toilet! See, there's the sanitary bin!
WL: Staff... This is really the guys' toilet. We also need to use the bin one...
Me: You shittin' me?
BL: NO, STAFF!
Me: The guys' toilet is right next door okay? Stop fooling around and go over now.
WL: That's the girls' toilet!
Me: There are urinals and a common shower so stop messing around with my dream and get on with it.
WL: But... But...
BL: But... we don't know how to use urinals.
Me: *frustrated and annoyed and bloody fking hell pissed off* Eh look, I don't know what you guys are playing at but I'm sleepy and tired and exhausted and sick of arguing with you so just...
*Some guy with long hair exits a cubicle - I can't remember the face or the name but I'm pretty sure it's ChiunYuan*
Me: *gasps* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE TOO?!
Random guy: *starts combing his long hair the-creepy-female-ghost-way*
Me: *shrieks and shrieks and shrieks*
And then I woke up. See what I mean? I should never have checked the guys' toilet with ZhiXiang. Or checked the guys' bunk for that matter. It gave me nightmares. But the main point is:
I miss camp so damn much, I miss our bunk, I miss my squadmates, I miss Yees's secret surprise midnight birthday celebration (x 2), I miss quarrelling with LNY although we do that every single day but wth, I miss laughing at TZX running over to our bunk in the middle of the night because he didn't want to sleep in the guys' bunk (LMAO), I miss all of us clamming our mouths shut after we spluttered 'shit' and giving LNY the o.O look and shouting "FAECES! DUNG! NOT S***!" after that, I miss eating at night, I miss stumbling over to the toilet after the juniors' light out to get our wash up time, I miss making The Perfect Cup of Milo for my juniors, I miss shivering like crazy in our bunk because the aircon is so screwed and made us all feel so damn cold, I miss watching my juniors get bullied by my squadmates - alright maybe not, I miss jumping around like some crazy woman high on chocolate during our juniors' performances, I miss screaming my lungs out during the campfire, I miss complaining with Lynette about stupid bloody contact lenses, I miss being amazed at BearBear's rather good singing skills (I don't think he reads my blog so it doesn't matter), I miss sleeping 4 hours a day, I miss sleeping on the bus on the way to JEC with my squadmates, I miss it all. ): And it was our last UG camp.
Yeah well that's it. I'm going to go... Alright my baobei #2 is insisting that I type faster so that she can read how she appeared in my nightmare. Byebye. I'll leave all the other stuff to another day.
